::newbie packs::
so, you're new to neopets and need some help eh? desperatly poor and no one to help you? aww.. poor thing. my heart bleeds for you! so i've decided to put together a small newbie pack for people who qualify. it includes:
~an item of food
~a toy
~a book
~an "extra," could be something simple like another food parcel, or something of value like a codestone or paintbrush.
wondering if you qualify? of course you are! here are the qualifications in order to apply:

• must have played neopets for less then 5 months
• must not have a shop
• must not have a neohome

anyone who makes up a new account, joins the guild, and applies is sad and pathetic. however, if you think you are a prime candidate and have all of those qualifications (ALL, not one or two- please dont waste our time cuz we sure as hell will check) should follow these steps:

1. neomail therazorbladeshow under the subject "newbie pack"
2. include your current number of neopoints (please be honest)
3. wait for a response. this could take up to a week, so please only neomail us once!
4. once we neomail you back, we'll tell you whether you are approved or if you arent. if you are we will then make you a neofriend and send you the 4 items. once again, this can take up to a week after recieving the neomail telling you if you are approved, so be patient!
5. enjoy your stuff

thats all. please dont abuse this system, it just hurts the guild.

::rbs medical insurance::
is your pet sick? visit the rbs pharmacy and recieve free meds. (further instructions await you at the store.)

::rbs bookstore::
is your pet just itchin' for some knowledge? can't afford books (or just dont feel like paying for em)? no prob bob... the rbs bookstore is here! (further instructions await you at the store.)

::giveaways/prizes::
rbs likes givin shit away! your first opportunity to win something from us is our monthly contest. the prize is usually 5,000np as well as an item such as a codestone, paintbrush, or petpet. contest entries must be emailed to blink182grl_@hotmail.com by the given date on the guild homepage (on neopets.) there you will also find a description of the contest, the rules, the prize, and the winner of the previous month's contest, so make sure you check every month. another opportunity to win stuff is through our random giveaways (such as our christmas grabbag.) these special giveaways are posted on the guild homepage, so keep an eye out. all prizes including neopoints are done through the trading post. those excluding neopoints will be sent to you.